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im still laughing at this
(via the-quite-contrary)
erryday
(Source: s-unsetsonata, via theperksofbeing-taylor)
He’s tripping on acid
(via iloveyou-potatoes)
sometimes i forget nipples exist…. think about it… even obama has nipples…. even dogs have nipples…. maybe even jesus had nipples…
jesus had fucking nipples, dude
whoa now…. dont force ur beliefs onto me
(via masterassassino)
(via meme4u)
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
(via weareawake-)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via the-quite-contrary)
Ahh, shin splints.
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